Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
