can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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