It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize