She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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