I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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