U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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