Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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