So drunk, too bad you don't want this
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
