My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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