Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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