Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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