I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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