it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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