how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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