This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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