Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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