After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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