So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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