Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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