Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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