But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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