She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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