I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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