He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize