You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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