I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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