Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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