I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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