He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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