That's intense
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
