You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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