i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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