Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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