how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
