I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Vodka?
Forever.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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