no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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