Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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