everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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