I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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