Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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