Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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