so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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