ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
