His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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