i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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