i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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