i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Randomize
