Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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