he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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