he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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