Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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