i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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