Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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