I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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