He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That accounts for only three of the penises
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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