you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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