I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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