So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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