right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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